Seizure salad

When someone has a seizure while performing a rim job.

I dated an epileptic guy to increase my chances of having a seizure salad.

by Black dahlia May 17, 2025

Salad dressing

Lettuce lube

Guy 1: hey pass the lettuce lube
Guy 2: you mean salad dressing?
Guy 1: lettuce lube

by GUYS WHERES MY DICK May 30, 2025

Slime Salad

When at least 2 people cum in the same asshole and their cum mixes together.

Jordan ate a slime salad out of Ravan's ass that everyone at the party helped make.

by spnwvr June 7, 2025

Nagasaki Salad Shooter

The vehement ass spray resultant from the Gas station sushi.

Shooter: Hey Turd, you coming out to the ye Ole Woodcellar tonight? Squirrelsy Temples are on the house!

Turd: Nah Son. I have to sleep in the shower after the ole Nagasaki Salad Shooter! Last time I steal sushi from the 7-11.

by The turd abibes June 7, 2025

Word Salad Tosser

Someone who, whilst in the midst of proffering Anal fellatio, tries to speak with their partner, and, you know, carry on a conversation at the same time.

Profferer: "Murrmurrmrmurr Hmm Murr GrrM rrmm!"

Receiver: "What?"

Profferer: "MMMRR MERR MRRRRE HMMM RMM RUMMM HURR!"

Receiver: "WHAT? Just shut up! A regular Word Salad Tosser over here!"

by joeydnewyork April 9, 2024

Nigerian Salad Bowl

the process of dipping a dick into a dirty anus filled with peanut butter and jelly. Then another participant, usually female, licks this mixture off of the head.

We had such a good night last night, we all shared a nigerian salad bowl

by itsmenotjames April 11, 2024

Red Flag Salad

When a woman gives you so many simultaneous warnings that she’s a crazy-toxic-narcissist, that saying you saw a single red flag just isn’t enough.

She was an hour late, didn’t apologize, ordered the most expensive dish on the menu and stared at her phone the whole time…just a straight up red flag salad with a raspberry vinaigrette.

by NoahGreen April 18, 2024