red grass

when an idiot proposes a dumb question.

bro that's such a red grass moment..

by shmoopy doopy February 24, 2022

red beanie

guy who lives in my closet

"RED BEANIE DID YOU ESCAPE THE CLOSET AGAIN! GET BACK HERE"

by danger among us February 26, 2022

Red ducks

Red duck(s): a concerning situation, akin to red flags flying. Something or someone seems off or sketchy.

Employee 1: Did you catch the cheesy smile and odd behavior of the new employee? I think she showed up to work under the influence of drugs or alcohol.

Employee 2: Yes!!! I thought I was the only one that noticed! Red ducks flying, dude! Red ducks!

by JenRN05 March 1, 2022

red squares

the opposite of blue balls

person 1: last night, she gave me red squares.
person 2: what the fuck...? is that..?

by m0ntana May 15, 2021

Girl In Red

God

"LESBIANS UNITEEEEEEE!!! PRAY TO GIRL IN RED!!!!!!

by GaeyPhrogg May 16, 2021

Red Woman

A Sub-species of Caribbean women how will break you heart without mercy.

Example 1
Mark: Tell my boi ma mess with dem red women
Kirk: Done tell you dem re women na good

Mark: for real for real

Example 2
Random red woman:*exists*
Kirk: Red woman na good

by Starpeople May 22, 2021

Red Ender

When a man’s bellend has a abnormal red hue from too much masturbation.

‘’I jacked off dozens of times recently. I’ve got a pretty bad red ender. I hope nobody sees it.’’

by homerbellerin August 9, 2021