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Flowers stink and you are purple 

When you wanna annoy kaymunk just cause.
you: can I tell you something?
kymunk: sure!
you: flowers stink and you are purple

kaymunk:.....NOOO WHYYYYY >:(((((
you: muahahahahaa >:)))
kaymunk: ..... >:((((
you: hehehe

shlurple my purple 

To suck something purple i.e. a penis
"shlurple my purple"

also "shlurple the purple"
shlurple my purple by Tony Dodds November 28, 2007

My Purple 

The first person, or someone in general that you are attracted to, who made you question or change your sexuality. Most commonly used by Bisexual individuals to suggest that they like someone, either to the person that they like, or to someone who is unknowing of that person's sexuality.
Colby: Why are you staring at Diamond like that?
Sandi: Oh, she's my purple...
Colby: Wait. You like her? Does that mean you're Bisexual?
Sandi: Yes I am, but please don't tell anybody and don't tell her, I haven't come out to her yet. Promise?
Colby: I promise.
My Purple by Appiepollieloggies November 12, 2020

Chinese Purple 

Color used by a dumbass teenager that has no idea what a color is.
Eddie:"THAT'S CHINESE PURPLE!"

Brad:"No it's dark white retard"

Eddie:"I'm pretty sure it's Chinese Purple!!!"
Chinese Purple by Brad5o5 January 30, 2009

granddaddy purple kush 

when your dealer says your weed is "granddaddy purple kush," he means i'm an idiot and don't really know what type of weed it is. There is no such thing. It could be Granddaddy purple or purple kush, but not both.
"yo i want some granddaddy purple kush" "what the he** is that?"

nai the purple 

stupid loser who plays Lineage 2 too much.

Phillip is better than him at all games.
Ian is one haha, rofl! ftl :( :( Nai the purple is a pink and dark sparly princess!!
nai the purple by uvarox September 22, 2008