pulling a pump horse

betraying someone like an absolute dick and leave them to die

"Don't you dare pull a pump horse on me after this robbery!" - somebody I don't know some idiot dumbass who died because of his friend pulling a pump horse on him

by JoeBidenUFOisReal January 23, 2023

Prime the pump

When a woman puts a condom on male genitalia before having sex.

Every good love should know how to prime the pump.

by Skegle king March 13, 2023

The 3 stump pump

When you fuck your misses with a randomers stump an make her cum in 3 pumps

I did the 3 stump pump to my Scottish bird last night I screamed like a pterodactyl

by Stef the school bus Williams April 22, 2023

read your pump

To read one's pump is to notice when an individual has recently lifted. Often used as a compliment or praise, acknowledging another individuals swollen muscles.

"Hey bro, your arms are looking juicy af right now. You do arms today?"
"Yeah, I did actually, how'd you notice?"
"Brother, I read your pump"

by Natty Lyfe May 12, 2023

PI Decoy Pump Fake

when you pump fake to your fastest receiver to get the referee to check for penalties which was made by Jordan Thomas Cooper.

The University of Wyoming liked the PI decoy pump fake.

by Coop Dupe August 19, 2023

Porta potty pumper

A person that runs someone over with their car while someone else is in a Porta Potty.

Yo, did you hear about that Porta potty pumper that killed David? Tragic I know.

by DaddiePortaPotty October 21, 2023

filler up on pump 7

It's basically were somebody walks into a gas station on all fours with only a ski mask on and asks the clerk "filler up please!" and 5 big black men come out and fill up all his holes with cum

" That man definitely needs a filler up on pump 7"

by JoeyFi December 12, 2023