To plan a road trip, get all of your friends to commit to it, and then to sucker one of them into driving so that you can drink the whole time. Often the suckering is accomplished by lying and saying you always drive everyone everywhere, or repeatedly talking about that one time you drove that really long way a super long time ago, that no one else remembers.
Dude, just pull a coulson and make John drive us so we can keep buzzing.
That drunk tried to pull a coulson but I made him drive.
That drunk tried to pull a coulson but I made him drive.
by J.rone February 24, 2006
being flashed on webcam
by oovoochild January 22, 2011
The point in which your frustration has reached a climax, and you are consumed by the sudden urge to throw your cell phone, preferably in the general direction of another individual
Ex 1:
Jim Bob: What you got there John?
John: It's the iPhone 4s.
Jim Bob: It looks just like your old iPhone 4.
John: Yeah, and I'm about to pull a Naomi on this pos.
Ex 2:
Joshua: I heard mom is expecting her 20th next Spring.
Jim Bob: Yeah, and I'm about to pull a Naomi on that %&$#*
Jim Bob: What you got there John?
John: It's the iPhone 4s.
Jim Bob: It looks just like your old iPhone 4.
John: Yeah, and I'm about to pull a Naomi on this pos.
Ex 2:
Joshua: I heard mom is expecting her 20th next Spring.
Jim Bob: Yeah, and I'm about to pull a Naomi on that %&$#*
by whatArelief November 09, 2011
by Bubbito October 18, 2019
To be so crude it makes everyone around you cringe.
To drool.
To chew with your mouth open.
To pick your braces multiple times at the same meal.
To re-adjust your testicles and then try to give your friend a high five.
To drool.
To chew with your mouth open.
To pick your braces multiple times at the same meal.
To re-adjust your testicles and then try to give your friend a high five.
by Richard Fitsinwells March 08, 2009
by Fatboiferp February 22, 2019
When enrolled in college or high school, you do so well on all your classwork and homework, you decide not to do a big time report or project, knowing that your previous grades are good enough to help you pass.
Man, Dr. Peden's class research project is going to suck balls. I'm glad I'm carrying an A+ average right now. I think I'm gonna pull a jonagh and not do it.
by crusty1207 April 10, 2010