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cum post 

Another word for a Penis. a post (penis) where jizz is ejaculated from.
i got my cum post out and squirted all over her!

liking your own post 

Are you going to be in the bathroom all day? You've been in there liking your own post for almost two hours!

double post 

Two posts in a row that may or may not have the same meanings.
Complete disregard for the edit button.
Bob: I like pizza.
Bob: I also like pie.
double post by Mike March 6, 2005

Haunted Post Office 

An unusual sex act developed in the late seventies. It involves a man wearing a white sheet to make him resemble a ghost. He then has sex with a woman. Ideally, the sex will take place in an actual post office. As he climaxes, he cums into an envelope. He takes this envelope and and mails it to his sex partner's mother.
Mary and I did some freaky stuff last night, we even tried a Haunted Post Office.
Haunted Post Office by CzarIvan12 November 21, 2011

Urban Dictionary Will Post Anything You Write 

Oh hey... how ya doin' there. I didn't expect for this to actually be published so yeah, I eat ass ;)
This is proof that Urban Dictionary will post anything you write. And I eat ass.

Best post ever 

When people type long nonsensical stuff on forums, comments, aim profiles etc...
I really hate coconut juice. I don't know why everybody likes it, whenever I'm at my friends house he always asks me to fetch him a can of coconut juice and I always think "I wonder if artificial coconut juice tastes good" and which brings me to the point of me thinking if artificial coconut juice really exists. Does it? And why do people make artificial flavours? Why can't they get the natural fruit in the drink. It's pretty easy, all you need to do is go to Dracula's house and ask him for some fruits like oranges. Then take the oranges and give them to Dracula and voila, orange juice. I once did a report on Dracula for my English teacher then she gave me an F for science. Today's society is filled with racist English teachers and artificial flavours. If you've ever noticed that artificial flavoured drinks never have pulp. Pulp Fiction are one of the greatest films ever made in the whole unvierse. Directed by Quentin Tarantino. Have you noticed that Quentin sounds like a artificial drink of some kind? I'm thirsty, ever been in the desert and you craved for water? I sure have, you see things called mirages, I'm sure you've heard of these. Have you been to the casino Mirage? I haven't but it looks cool. It's so hot right now. This room isn't cold enough, I need ice. You know Ice Cube? The rapper? He's the shittiest actor but a good rapper. What kind of crap is that? How do you feel about death metal? I remember Mitch Hedberg said in his one comedy show "My death metal band was called Injured" At least that's what I thought what he said. I got injured trying to handlebar ride. My ankle got involved and it hurt real bad. So yeah.... thank you for your time.

That's my Best post ever