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CD Player 

1. An electronic device used to play compact discs.
2. An endangered species of electronics that will soon be wiped out by the evil mp3 poachers.
3. The preferred musical player of real hardXkore kids, indie kids, and metalheads.
"The mp3 poachers are raping our CD land! They are putting out shitty, low-quality music to appeal to the iPod generation! Dedicated music fans are being gunned down in the streets by scene whores! They know not the joy of owning a CD. They know not the joy of having a respectably high-quality piece of music ringing through your ears. If an mp3 whore approaches you, do not fear! Hold your CD player high and deliver a coup de grâce to the mother fucker's head! Unleash thy 5-inch-compapct-disk-of-fury! YOU ARE THE LIZARD KING!"
CD Player by Shimmy Shim Shim Shoo September 3, 2008
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Preston Playz

Preston Playz is a lava monster that plays Minecraft and other games like call of duty.
If you are a Preston Playz ask yourself what am i doing with my life?
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plays for the other team 

An expression used to refer one who is gay, therefore he/she plays for the gay team. One can be drafted from the gay team to the straight team, but often return to the gay team.
"He plays for the other team." - Jerry Seinfeld
plays for the other team by Mister D November 24, 2004

Playstation Move

Proof that Sony is getting desperate, does not have any sort of honor, and can't be original anymore. In case you could not tell, the Playstation Move is nothing more than a Wiimote with a ball on top. It's as close to copyright infringment as you can get.
The Playstation Move makes me want to cry

playing hookie 

Faking being sick to get out of school or work.
I wanted to spend today having sex with my girlfriend so I ended up playing hookie from work.
playing hookie by Sk8erMush May 13, 2016

Playing Neighbours 

My ass is really sore from playing Neighbours last night”

When you are playing neighbours you can walk around the neighbourhood, look in the windows or cum inside”

PlayMesh 

A paint-by-numbers developer for the iPhone and iPod touch. Spends more time creating 10-20 different versions of "iMafia" and less time making sure their apps perform well, don't freeze, and go out of sync with the server. The epitome of quantity over quality.

Nothing original becomes of this company. The squandered "talent" (using the term loosely) of the developers is used to make something already made again and again (like Mafia Wars/Mobsters games). They create different iterations of said game ad-nauseum, including, but not limited to iPirates, Race Wars, Vampires, Ninjas, Wizards, and Heroes. All the same exact game play save different names and terminology. Be advised that if you are considering working for this company, your initiation may include burning an iPhone in effigy and programming another version of iMafia.
PlayMesh has a lot of games in the iTunes store that all do the same thing: crash, run poorly when they're not crashing, and behave exactly like iMafia if you were paying attention.
PlayMesh by nwodetox December 16, 2009