CBD Burger

An item on the menu of Carl’s Jr.
A burger with pickled jalapeños, pepper jack cheese and CBD-infused sauce on April 20 from a single location in Denver, Colorado.
Luigi: Hey, Mario, Did you know they have CBD burgers at Carl’s Jr.?

or…

Jimmy Neutron: Now for some good old fashioned CBD burger!
by bandit4k June 18, 2023
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Hassle burger

A social-media "friend" or follower who only ever appears in the space to contradict something you wrote. You never hear from them otherwise, so their presence is annoying. They may be an old irl friend or colleague, or they may be a stranger who has followed you just for this purpose.
"I am putting you on mute for being a hassle burger."
by Edward Current June 12, 2024
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Hassle burger

A hassle burger is a social-media "friend" or follower who only ever appears to contradict something you wrote. You never hear from them otherwise, and their presence is annoying.
"I am putting you on mute for being a hassle burger."
by Edward Current June 12, 2024
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Ramsey's Perfect Burger

When you're getting head and you squirt ketchup and mustard onto their head, slap a bun on top and hold a bun to their chin, followed by repeatedly screaming "WHAT ARE YOU?!"
"You better not be planning on giving me a Ramsey's Perfect Burger!"

"Come on, it's just a little sauce and I'll get like a million views"
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Burger Dilemma

Dumbing yourself down in order to communicate with one of low intelligence. As a result of this dumbing down you appear to lack intelligence yourself.
Dude, I heard you talking to your girlfriend, talk about a Burger Dilemma!
by bhoj March 12, 2011
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shmeiz burger

a burger that contains someone’s semen
my boyfriend is so cute he’s making me a shmeiz burger later
by lisha666 November 06, 2020
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burger glove

Euphemism for an exceptionally tight-fitting vagina. It fits like a glove, around your beef.
“Wow, I fucked Stacey last night, and damn she has a burger glove!”

Claudius slowly lowered himself down upon Penelope, and inserted his throbbing manhood into her steamy burger glove.
by W.L. Sinclair 3rd December 30, 2020
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