air squirter

A pneumatic blow nozzle used for cleaning parts and whatever application in which discharging air from an enclosed, pressurized vessel into the open atmosphere is beneficial to accomplishing a predetermined task.

You better shut the fuck up before I jam an air squirter up your ass and blow your fucking guts out!

by hahahaha, your face May 2, 2012

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Get the air squirtermug.

Air bevvy

A art form of imitating you are holding and drinking an actual form of alcoholic beverage. But instead is merely replaced with just thin air or empty space. As to form the art of the illusion to others that you are actually drinking whatever you say choose. As long as it is categorised as alcoholic. If performed correctly you must imitate how you would normally drink said chosen drink if it were actually there. Usually used by people not wanting to drink but still wanting to feel socially accepted in society, as to not feel left out.

Hey what you drinking there mate?

Oh just my air bevvy of wine, trying to quit drinking at the moment actually but got to feel included right?

Yeah sure I barely noticed, for a second I actually thought you had a drink.

Thanks mate! (Imitates *clinking of wine glass Then politely sips his white wine with acceptance and social stamina)

by Badassbossbassbitching May 11, 2019

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Get the Air bevvymug.

Dutch Air Fryer

When you stand at the front end of your significant other's bed, lift the bedsheets and fart under the sheets. Then, you grab the bedsheets and waft the fart up to your significant other's face.

"My old lady gave me a Dutch Air Fryer when I was home from work today."

by anonymous January 6, 2025

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