Air bevvy

A art form of imitating you are holding and drinking an actual form of alcoholic beverage. But instead is merely replaced with just thin air or empty space. As to form the art of the illusion to others that you are actually drinking whatever you say choose. As long as it is categorised as alcoholic. If performed correctly you must imitate how you would normally drink said chosen drink if it were actually there. Usually used by people not wanting to drink but still wanting to feel socially accepted in society, as to not feel left out.

Hey what you drinking there mate?

Oh just my air bevvy of wine, trying to quit drinking at the moment actually but got to feel included right?

Yeah sure I barely noticed, for a second I actually thought you had a drink.

Thanks mate! (Imitates *clinking of wine glass Then politely sips his white wine with acceptance and social stamina)

by Badassbossbassbitching May 11, 2019