pirates vs. ninjas

an online "war" typically on facebook. an application which you pick a side, and recruit as needed. most likely used by faggs.

Joe- "hey bob!"
Bob- "hey joe!"
Joe- "are you ready for the pirates vs. ninjas party at toms house on saturday night?!"
Bob- "yeah! im so excited, can't wait to bring out the Guitar Hero!!"
Joe- "i'm actually more excited for the touch football..."

by K.T. Danske December 11, 2007

find the ninja turtle

The act of purchasing a baby turtle, naming it after a ninja turtle (Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, or Michelangelo), and placing it in either the anal or vaginal cavity of a female without her male companion knowing, and then having him blind folded search the cavities with only his tongue until the ninja turtle is found.

Friend 1: What were they doing at the pet store yesterday?
Friend 2: I think they were looking for the supplies to play "Find the Ninja Turtle."

by longhorned-mongoose December 29, 2010

Acid-Trip-Ninja

One who wears a retro 60's skirt with vibrant pattern with simple black head band.

Misti was dressed like an Acid-Trip-Ninja

by Bob Robertson May 22, 2007

Super-wicked-Ninja-cool

1: something awesome that is at the same time not awesome.

2:Something Spiffy that is to be collected

3: a way of describing Chuck Norris

4: Something that is dangerous but is likely to be done anyways

1 When Jill tossed the bottle of hairspray into the fire the blast was Super-Wicked-Ninja-cool as it got us kicked out

1 when jack farted i couldn't breathe but it was Super-wicked-Ninja-cool as his sister passed out

2 Didja see that Mustange? it was Super-wicked-Ninja-cool

3 Chuck Norris is Super-wicked-Ninja-cool

4 it was Super-wicked-Ninja-cool when Tommy jumped on that wild bull and rode him across the field

by Levian July 23, 2009

ninja turtle generation

Those born 1989-1991 (and maybe a little later, but by then they started to turn into the power ranger generation, and ultimately were a hybrid between those, and the thundercats generation.

The ninja turtle generation is a mixture of the buffering generations.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

butt face ninja monkey

some shit word that sounds fuckin funny

dude your mom is a butt face ninja monkey

by cris rock September 24, 2010

smoke bomb and ninja flip

when used together they mean ugly girl and girl who is out of your league respectively. Used when you are at a bar and there is no girl there that you think you could have sex with. Thus, "the bar is full of smoke bombs and ninja flips."

"the bar is full of smoke bomb and ninja flip."

by Dan Sturgeon September 16, 2006