long haired smushmuffin

Alternate name for the Shih-Tzu dog breed

Look at that adorible long haired smushmuffin! I could hug him forever

by Yipdeep November 30, 2014

Long Boon

A weird fella who is illogical and insensitive at times

Don't be a Long Boon leu

by AyoHoodboi May 13, 2022

Long Cum

An event similar to the long jump, where the male athletes instead whip out their cocks and see how far they can ejaculate, and female athletes sit on the floor and see how far they can squirt.

Jonaben: You wanna go join the long cum event this athletic meet?
Jaben: Yea sure! We can compare dick sizes while we're at it.
Finki: Yo I can join you guys too!

by toddrwod October 02, 2022

Dick long

A long dick

Hey bruh you got a dick long

by Greg d long October 19, 2020

Long Mode

Laying hotdog style on the love seat.

I was sitting there on the couch, long mode, while watching The Jersey Shore.

by madison_rae_plankton May 13, 2025

long dookie

The first shit you take in the morning that goes on forever. This shit has caused numerous write ups at work for being late and many a argument with the significant other.

Woke up and took a long dookie and shit went down hill from there.

by Angela’s man February 23, 2018

The Long Table

A popular reference to taking big lines of cocaine (there does not even have to be a table)

Example 1
Person A: Did you get any
Person B: Yes, To The long table we go!!!

Example 2:

Person A:Where will I meet you
Person B Meet you at The Long Table

by Jay North 93 May 27, 2019