Kevin Durant

Known as the biggest snake ever seen on television. Has the special ability to leave a best friend and to choke a 3-1 lead. His solution? Going to a team that choked a 3-1 lead that same year.
Kevin Durant can be found in the zoo.
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Kevin Durant

"Bro put some lotion on your legs"
"Nah I'm good"
"You're a Kevin Durant, fr"
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Kevin Durant

Leaving your team when they can't make the finals for 4 years and sign with a team that wins a championship right after
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Kevin Durant

A goat like figure. Also known as the slim reaper or the “snake
Kevin Durant with the bucket
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A shower with Kevin

The act of getting kneed up the ass so hard that you can feel your hip bone shatter and your ribs cracking.
*Guy 1 walks up to Guy 2 laying on the ground moaning in pain*

Guy 1: Yo bro what happened?
Guy 2: I don't know man it happened so fast. I think some guy made me take a shower with Kevin.
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Kevin's Algorithm

Kevin's Algorithm is a algorithm created by two Genius college students which describes the evolutionary nature of the human brain during its first and second chronological sequences during midlife.

The algorithm in its entirety is as follows;
Kevin's Algorithm Java Example:

public static void findComputer(){
String website= {...};
boolean atWork;

for(String s:website){
while(atWork&&(s!=null)){
surf(site);
}

if(true){
findComputer();
}

}
by IOStorm April 12, 2011
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