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Josh Callard

A typical dick who you would like to punch in face. Then chop off his dick and shove it up his ass untill it come out his mouth. He can be compared to emo Hitler. Also the type of person who changes their sexuality ever 5 seconds. The type of person who backstabs friends and forces them to still be fucking friends. He is truly a bitch ass anal cunt. (He is also really transphobic)
For example:fucking hell dude don't be such a josh callard.
by Josh callard February 27, 2019
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Josh

when your mother is hot and everyone at school wants to be with her
"your such a josh"
"sorry for having sex with your mom your just a josh its what i have to do"
by https://gmail.com January 25, 2022
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Joshing

To skip out on an event you previously agreed to attend.
Friend #1: "is John coming out tonight?"
Friend #2:"no he's joshing tonight."
by Dr. Acula January 24, 2020
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josh

a school shooter with a 65 degree back and a cup teddies as a man and has little person syndrome and an overall fag
kid one:omfg look at the kid joshes back fucking loser

kid one then gets shot
by fuckingbruh12345678910 October 29, 2021
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Josh

A freind that is bad at fortnite (Cristian is better at gortnite) also josh probaly likes a girl named maya and might go to a middle school no ones going to
Wow.. Josh your bad at fortnite
by Cristian/Tr!ppyツ June 19, 2019
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Josh Watts

A very mysterious stud. An emotionless creature , Found eating yoghurt on the beach in which we call a Yoghurt male (a man who eats yoghurt on the beach). Many gurls find him attractive, yet his game is woeful.
Ben: Where’s our fellow yoghurt male?

Steve: Oh you mean the manly Joshua Watts?

Ben: yes he’s such a stud.

Steve: Josh watts is so handsome, how hasn’t he got all the gali swimming for him.
by Josh Watts (yoghurt male) April 10, 2022
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Joshing it

Joshing it is when someone decides it would be a good idea to jerk off in someone else's closet.

The purest form of "Joshing it" is when you "Jerk it" to furry fox girl hentai in said closet.
"hey everyone, this guy is 'JOSHING IT' in there"
by Casual Water March 14, 2025
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