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ghetto stoner 

A ghetto stoner is a stoner basically a broke struggle stoner that uses bottle bongs and tinfoil pipes, quarter and pill bottle for a grinder, regular ol writing paper and gum wrappers and tries conserving as much weed as possible because they don't know when the next time they will get their hands on some more weed
Person 1: hey man want to light up today

Person 2: naw man I can't I'm runnin outta weed

Person 1: ah I see

Person 2: yup that's what happened when you’re like me a mf ghetto stoner
ghetto stoner by Yeemo_boi_666 January 22, 2022
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ghetto things 

a collection of well valued overseas items up to and including groceries and clothing. sometimes referred to as bargain shops; including some you may or may not know.
“where did you get those USA Polo Aggressor slides?”
“oh! the knock off item at a maximum discount on sale at Ghetto Things?”
ghetto things by shy shy24 June 17, 2022

Ghetto Habitat 

A run-down neighborhood, complete with random gunfire, broken-down cars and the sound of police helicopters (ghetto birds), also one of the only places to find affordable rent.
I just got out the joint, so the only crib I can afford is in ghetto habitat.
Ghetto Habitat by Timovich July 1, 2022

Ghetto Rich 

When a person of low financial ability, usually due to poor self control, laziness and/or all out pure stupidity, comes into large sum of money (Example: "Income tax refund, accident settlement, inheritance, etc.") and lives like a King/Queen for a short period of time. Spending the money on crap they do not need nor can normally afford, instead of saving the money or paying of debts like a responsible adult would do.

This term is most used to define those who live in the "Ghetto" or otherwise known as the poor area of town. The people most referred to by this term are the following: 1. Mothers who have 3+ children with ADD (All Different Daddies) who live off child support and the government welfare system, drug addicts, alcoholics , etc.
Damn girl friend, your ghetto rich for a minute. (misuse of the word "your" was intentional.)

That b*tch got his settlement from that accident. He Ghetto Rich now and be broke as a b*tch next week.
Ghetto Rich by Dizfunkshunal August 18, 2022

Ghetto kid 

Wears bass pro shops hat, wears a shirt of a band they don’t listen, wears nascar shirts but only knows about there political controversies, associates decent cartoons with horrible rap, listens to horrible rap, makes cringe edits, and thinks they’re hood but aren’t even a close to actual hood people like Miami, Memphis, and Detroit citizens as well as celebrities like ice cube, Jason luttrell, Eminem, etc
Sees Instagram feed: “so many ghetto kids
Ghetto kid by Nascarfan2007 September 13, 2022

ghetto hot dog 

Wrapping your penis in a tortilla, or better yet a slice of Wonder Bread, for the purpose of providing "dinner" to your significant other.
Maci was hangry AF so I gave her a ghetto hot dog.
ghetto hot dog by theoriginalsteevio September 30, 2022

Ghetto rodeo 

Fucking your girlfriend from behind, while pulling her hair. Call her a different name and hold on while she tries to buck him off
I rhode my girl in the ghetto rodeo and I was able to ride for more than 8 seconds
Ghetto rodeo by Urban OG October 3, 2022