pardon my french 

phrase used as an appology for using profanities. The word for "seal" (the animal) in french is "phoque," which is pronounced the same as the word "fuck" in english. This is how the phrase originated.

You've got to be fucking kidding me! Pardon my french, but that's insane!

pardon my french by Lazy Time Waster December 17, 2004

black french kiss (BFK) 

The act of introducing your toung all you can inside your sexual partner's brown eye, imitating the way you give a french kiss using the butt as cheeks and the respective amount of hair as a mustage. XD

-wow! she looks so happy... 'n clean!
-of course my horse! i gave'er a black french kiss (bfk) 'n i let'er pretty clean down there.

black french kiss (BFK) by izzuez May 13, 2007

Arabian French Toast 

whe you are banging a girl while shes on her back, and right before you are about to cum you pull out and blow your load in her nose

im ganna arabian french toast you so hard

Arabian French Toast by qwertyuiopl September 8, 2009

can I french your basenji 

"Can I french your basenji?" is what to say if you want to exchange sloppy kisses with someone's basenji.

" I say, can I french your basenji?" said Lord Caulthrop.

"Of course, dear fellow," replied Baron Wellesley, "but it'll cost you twenty-five pounds."

"Oh, and he bites."

can I french your basenji by scodder June 14, 2010

soft french kiss 

The most wounderful kiss ever.
Its an emotional and beautiful kiss.
Its when you love some one and you can tell by the kiss.
This kiss is when you put your toung half way in your girlfriends/boyfriends mouth and you massage her/his toung by rubbing it with your toung.
Its a soft kiss.

A soft french kiss is the best kiss ever.

soft french kiss by xX(-SWB-)Xx August 28, 2008

Fred French

When a midget licks your asshole in a circular motion.

I was bent over the cash register and received a fred french.

Fred French by store director October 19, 2010

burning french toast 

cut class to get finger-fucked and finger myself with him watching

sorry i wasnt in class my stupid boyfriend burnt the french toast

burning french toast by sarah April 5, 2005