I want to marry you and have children with you you are being a fucking dumbass I love you you dumb bitch
Emily: I am a dumb bitch and I don’t have feelings
Random loser not worth mentioning: What the fuck bitch? I want to marry you and you need to have my fucking children I love you you are a fucking amazing fucking clown what the fuck is wrong with you I love you go fuck yourself
Emily: okay bro let’s do it sheesh what the fuck
Random loser not worth mentioning: okay so then will you marry me?
Emily: Yes
Random loser who’s finally worth mentioning: okay thank you I apologize for calling you a dumb bitch.
Emily: I know
Random loser: I know you know that I know that you know
Emily: I love you and I will marry you.
Random Winner: Looks like I always win on urban dictionary, if I don’t end up killing myself, this is a fucking go fuck yes
Emily: what?
Random dead guy: sorry I just killed myself
Emily: damn I suck a lot
His decimated corpse: I’m not your party favor anymore now that I’m fucking dead
Emily: sorry it is what it is
Dead guy: I hate everything
Random loser not worth mentioning: What the fuck bitch? I want to marry you and you need to have my fucking children I love you you are a fucking amazing fucking clown what the fuck is wrong with you I love you go fuck yourself
Emily: okay bro let’s do it sheesh what the fuck
Random loser not worth mentioning: okay so then will you marry me?
Emily: Yes
Random loser who’s finally worth mentioning: okay thank you I apologize for calling you a dumb bitch.
Emily: I know
Random loser: I know you know that I know that you know
Emily: I love you and I will marry you.
Random Winner: Looks like I always win on urban dictionary, if I don’t end up killing myself, this is a fucking go fuck yes
Emily: what?
Random dead guy: sorry I just killed myself
Emily: damn I suck a lot
His decimated corpse: I’m not your party favor anymore now that I’m fucking dead
Emily: sorry it is what it is
Dead guy: I hate everything
by Oceaneyesoceaneyesoceanemily April 6, 2025
Get the Emilymug. Emily is a girl with a great perspective. She sees the world in her own way, weather it is good or bad. Emily is the kindest, loyalest person you will ever meet. And if you know an Emily you are one of the luckest people to ever exist!!!! Emily is the ONE PERSON IN THE WORLD who would never walk away from a friend. Emily's are very independent.
Girl 1: Hey that is my best friend Emily!
Girl 2:Is she nice?
Girl 1:YEAH!!! I mean she is an Emily!
Girl 2:Is she nice?
Girl 1:YEAH!!! I mean she is an Emily!
by emylouswitz@icloud.com March 31, 2020
Get the Emilymug. A girl who love to hang around older people, hangs with boys because they are “less dramatic”. But boy does she know her way around a group.
by Joefresh October 22, 2020
Get the Emiliemug. The name emily
or Em·i·lie
em-uh-lee
noun
a female given name: from a Latin word meaning “industrious"
There are different ways to describe an emily or just emily
Emily's are very loud but very quiet human beings they are very fun to be around and sometimes they are pretty
They also cancel people for fun but everyone needs an emily whether its as a friend or foe
or Em·i·lie
em-uh-lee
noun
a female given name: from a Latin word meaning “industrious"
There are different ways to describe an emily or just emily
Emily's are very loud but very quiet human beings they are very fun to be around and sometimes they are pretty
They also cancel people for fun but everyone needs an emily whether its as a friend or foe
Hey bro you see that girl over there her names emily!!!
Oh no dude that could be bad man she might cancel me
Ugh no man give her a try go say hi!!
Oh no dude that could be bad man she might cancel me
Ugh no man give her a try go say hi!!
by Numbfairylol November 4, 2021
Get the Emilymug. 
Emilys will be quick to betray you. They will hurt your feelings and terrorize your soul, but slowly, and gently. They have an air about them that says they would be okay with murder. I've seen her with a gun. I'm scared. Emilys have a tendency of stalking sometimes. She always manages to have great makeup on. I love Emily. Emily is my goddess. I worship her soul and the ground she graces. Prance around the lawn, as you prance around my mind, Emily.
I love you Emily.
by s0_oin. May 12, 2025
Get the Emilymug. Emily is a girl that is so beautiful and attractive that she gives you anxiety. It's almost impossible to look into her eyes when you first meet her. She has a beautiful personality and can be shy sometimes but she doesn't know how shy people are when first meeting her.
"I have a crush on Emily Clarke."
"Oml good taste! She's coming now."
*Heart beats so hard it hurts, breathing intensifies, I look down at the floor in embarrassment thinking that I'm way out her league and should just give up.*
"Haha how'd you do that?"
Emily is in the corner of my eye listening to me talk. I glance at her for a split second, I felt like someone shot me through the heart. Her eyes were like looking at a black hole and seeing another universe. It took under a second to make me feel uncomfortable and embarrassed. My excuse to finish talking is:
"I forgot what to say... *Nervous giggle"
I turn away and start crying from the insecurity building up; "I'm so not good enough! I'm rubbish and I should quit crushing on her!"
"Oml good taste! She's coming now."
*Heart beats so hard it hurts, breathing intensifies, I look down at the floor in embarrassment thinking that I'm way out her league and should just give up.*
"Haha how'd you do that?"
Emily is in the corner of my eye listening to me talk. I glance at her for a split second, I felt like someone shot me through the heart. Her eyes were like looking at a black hole and seeing another universe. It took under a second to make me feel uncomfortable and embarrassed. My excuse to finish talking is:
"I forgot what to say... *Nervous giggle"
I turn away and start crying from the insecurity building up; "I'm so not good enough! I'm rubbish and I should quit crushing on her!"
by LøCl October 7, 2021
Get the Emily Clarkemug.