Dirty Wyatt

The Dirty Wyatt has been performed upon completion of the following actions in sequence: Get drunk on whiskey, get poop on your finger, apply poop finger to wife's nostril, blame Commifornia for your belligerence.

Where is Lyle? Haven't seen him at work.

He took his wife to San Diego for their wedding anniversary this weekend. He's going to surprise her with a Dirty Wyatt. Their relationship is just that comfortable now.

by MrSopa May 23, 2018

Dirty Lydia

When you wank on a plane in economy class.

'pulled a few cheeky dirty lydia's on that long haul flight'

by highflyer1 August 20, 2019

Dirty Lesley

A woman who looks up all the dirty names on Urban Dictionary and thinks it is appropriate to post the results in a family group chat.

Dirty Lesley has been in appropriate in the family christening group chat again.

by Lams369 March 31, 2020

Dirty Matilda

When a female hides drugs in her vagina on a hot day and the drugs melt causing a hallucinogenic trip.

Female: "I went to a festival yesterday and did a dirty Matilda"

by P.k omega February 10, 2019

Dirty riley

Takes it in every hole including belly button

Damn I wanna join a dirty riley orgy tonight :((

by Hahaloll May 20, 2020

Dirty pat

A dirty pat is someone with a 7+ inch dick who can fuck a girls pussy till it’s bruised badly

Dude this girl just told me she got the dirty pat and can’t fucking walk

My name is Patrick and I fucked my girl so hard her pussy was bleeding and we went blind I definitely gave her the dirty pat

by Dirty pat April 23, 2020

Dirty Rub

A part of foreplay where the male inserts his thumb into the vagina and the index finger into the rectum and begins to the rub the thin lining between the cavities. Add the tongue flip for maximum benefits.

Last night, I pulled out the dirty rub. I couldn't believe how loud she screamed.

by Scotty D April 27, 2006