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The Dirty Wyatt has been performed upon completion of the following actions in sequence: Get drunk on whiskey, get poop on your finger, apply poop finger to wife's nostril, blame Commifornia for your belligerence.
Where is Lyle? Haven't seen him at work.

He took his wife to San Diego for their wedding anniversary this weekend. He's going to surprise her with a Dirty Wyatt. Their relationship is just that comfortable now.
by MrSopa May 23, 2018
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