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by Your Missing Dad July 19, 2022
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Ur dad

Meaning:

Your dad is more of a comeback when you don’t know what to say, similar to; “Your mom.” Sometimes, it can be used inappropriately.
Person: I had pasta for dinner
You: I had ur dad for dinner

Person: I slept with my dog yesterday
You: I slept with ur dad yesterday
by genloriaa February 11, 2022
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Dad

Dad:*Goes Out To Buy Milk*
Me: Dad? Where Are You Going?
Dad: Going to buy some milk
Me: Ok
*15 years later*
Dad: Im back. I have 1,847,173,473,208 boxes of milk.
Me: nani
by ur mom 😎 December 21, 2021
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Dad Poem

When several distinctively cheesy Dad Jokes coalesce to form something that is cheesier than the sum of it's parts.
Legend:

Where do the bad rainbows go?

Prism.

They get a light sentence.

It gives them time to reflect.
Awestruck Bystander:

I've never seen Dad Jokes so skilfully combined like this before! You my friend are a Dad and a Poet, so this must be a Dad Poem!
by mrpootatohead July 12, 2023
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Charlie's dad

Charlie's dad wakes up in the morning witch a 1cm pice off wood in his pants he goes down stairs to see his kids and accidentally got his daughter pregnant and his son got an other erection when his dads oak wood when's into his earthly bumhole
Charlie's dad has morning wood
by Pugsarefuckingsexy January 26, 2019
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Dad fast

Adv.

To braaap up the street fast enough to pucker a butthole with excitement, but slow enough to not cause fear.
"Did you see that Subaru Impreza? Dude was going dad fast"
by Beebo&Beebo May 17, 2019
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Sec dad

An indiscriminate measurement of time typically determined by one's use of the word.
Word I'll pull up to your place; be there in 15 sec dads.
by DogLuverfan April 25, 2022
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