Cookie rookie barred

Yo, I'm cookie rookie barred right now, I think I'm trippin!

by DAFEEG December 20, 2016

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What do you want, a cookie?

A sarcastic retort you use on someone when they tell you something you don't give two flying fadoodles about.

Random Facebook person: This is my first (insert completely random item here) of the year!!!!!!

Someone else: What do you want, a cookie?

by Pialinist January 08, 2023

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cookie offer

An offer or invitation made to someone out of respect or politeness, with the expectation that person will decline said offer or invitation.

For example: I invited my coworkers to my party Saturday night just to be nice thinking they would say no, but they said yes and now I have to see my coworkers this weekend. Fml

i gave her a cookie offer to come to a party with me but she actually said yes, so now i have to go with her.

by 8I December 17, 2022

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Cookie🍪

At first, I was simply going to say that I miss you.
But doesn't begin to encapsulate how I truly feel about you because quite frankly, I am in love with you. I am in love with you in a way I can't fully describe. It is not romantic, but it is not platonic either. I am in love with your essence, with your existence, with you presence. My love for you feels beyond, beyond like the stars. You are impossible to resist, like gravity. How can I? The force is strong, but perfect in its precision. You are perfect for me, which is why I feel so drawn to you.

Cookie🍪;
Yours truly,
Your Bunny.

by Your Bunny Forever June 04, 2023

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