The classic dumbass college freshman. Loves to get blackout and vomit his alcoholic beverages wherever he goes. Usually fucks 6s or 7s. Sometimes referred to as: “retard”, or “Fucker with autism”.
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Get the chris mcbirnie mug.Chris Wood is an amazing actor. He’s also incredibly ‘dreamy’ and ‘handsome’. He plays “Jake Riley” in containment, he was a police officer. He played a character with white hair in Carrie diaries, i think he died idk i never watched it but amazing. He played Mon-el in Supergirl as Kara Zor-El’s boyfriend, he was amazing he deserved rewards. His little accents like saying “Kara, I’m home” and “Use me for good, please” was top notch. I would give him a whole Emmy or whatever. In Vampire Diaries he was everyone’s favorite love-hate villain, Kai Parker. He should have got way more awards, his dry and sarcastic humor would let alone get an award if it were up to me ( also because hes handsome as hell). I’m surprised they didnt cancel the whole show just to make one dedicated to how good of an actor he is. Even a gif of him talking about murdering a manager is iconic.
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