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beat in the meat

huuuuuuuuuuge tits
that girls got a beat in her meat, the beat in the meat on her is unreal
by saizzle October 30, 2013
mugGet the beat in the meatmug.

Beats Goku

Used to describe something (whether it be a character, item, ability, or mechanic) that is stupidly overpowered.
"I fucking hate playing midladder, I'm stuck with level 12 cards while my opponent's mega knight literally beats goku"
by onion turtle October 21, 2025
mugGet the Beats Gokumug.

Eat Beat Sleep

The awesome trifecta of eating some food, beating off, and then night night.
Larry didn’t want to spend Thanksgiving with his family. Instead he chose to eat beat sleep.
by AlxNvrmnd January 4, 2024
mugGet the Eat Beat Sleepmug.
Guess. Fucking guess. I'll give you one guess and bonus points for who he said it to.
??? "Please don't tell everyone I got beat by a guy whose never fought"

Hym "It's a mystery quote! Mystery quote of the day! It's was probably more along the lines of 'Please don't tell them.' Because they both have the same pretext and would know what not to tell. Ha! Hilarious! Heheheheh... I mean, come on guys! Just admit that I'm right. I can know thing independently from DOING ANYTHING. I was right about that bitch fucking that retard. The retard, defiler, and the generic one were being assholes. I was right about being kept tabs on. And this was probably the single most effective way of dealing with this any man, woman, or child could have ever conceived."
by Hym Iam October 4, 2023
mugGet the Please don't tell everyone I got beat by a guy whose never foughtmug.

beat meat to it

A bastardization of "beat me to it" from r/beatmetoit. The subreddit r/beatmeattoit is mostly comprised of shitposting and constant reposts.

In literal terms, "beat meat to it" means to beat your meat aka masturbate to something.
You know the 76th repost of "The spinning chicken nugget? Repost in 24 hours or you are dead"? I definitely beat meat to it.
by 2Fax5U October 25, 2023
mugGet the beat meat to itmug.

about to beat my shit

Friend 1: “I’m about to beat my shit”
Friend 2: “can I join?”
by Chokingmychicken1358 January 16, 2025
mugGet the about to beat my shitmug.

Dead-beat father

A father that neglects their childrn financially and emotionally, playing an insignificant or zero parental role in the childrens rearing, failing to invest time, effort, and basic vital necessities to their offspring.
After asking Susan's dead-beat father if he could help pay for her birthday party, he not only refused but he also said he already had plans on that day.
by Komickazee February 19, 2024
mugGet the Dead-beat fathermug.

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