Pet birds are loud, obnoxious animals that never shut the fuck up and that seriously harsh the vibe of any social gathering with their screeching orations. You'd be pissed too if you knew how to fly but were stuck in a cage.
Calm your bird means stop freaking out like a caged bird and harshing the vibe. Either shut the fuck up, or go be free elsewhere.
Calm your bird means stop freaking out like a caged bird and harshing the vibe. Either shut the fuck up, or go be free elsewhere.
Joe: "MAN DO YOU SEE THAT GUY? I THINK HE LOOKED AT ME MAN. I THINK HE WANTS TO SAY SOMETHING. I'M GONNA GIVE IT TO HIM. I'M GONNA PUT MY FIST RIGHT UP HIS ASS!"
Cool Pete: "Joe. JOE. You're high on acid and cocaine and you saw yourself in the mirror. Calm your bird."
Cool Pete: "Joe. JOE. You're high on acid and cocaine and you saw yourself in the mirror. Calm your bird."
by LicensesToStone May 24, 2016
Get the calm your birdmug. by Lindzo August 9, 2018
Get the Bird me nowmug. There is only one car car bird. So its probably not you. But a car car bird is emo and a baddie. grrrrr she ships jesslia 100% and she is such car car bird
by EmoForeverBaddieGrrrrr January 28, 2022
Get the Car Car Birdmug. The reason why you are all alive. Chief Bird Flu is chief of the Bird Flu Society, which will shit on your face if you commit heresy. All hail Chief Bird Flu.
by lolcrackforever December 19, 2014
Get the Chief Bird Flumug. A mixed drink, equal parts Patrón (often Patrón Silver) tequilaand hummingbird food.
Served on the rocks, the intense sweetness of the hummingbird food blends against any bitterness from the tequila.
Served on the rocks, the intense sweetness of the hummingbird food blends against any bitterness from the tequila.
Person 1: Man my buzz is wearing off...
Person 2: Funny you should say that... buzz?!? That reminds me...
Bartender: What can I get for you?
Person 2: I'll take a bird mother flutter... no, in fact I'll buy her one, too.
Person 1: What's a bird mother flutter?
Person 2: Refreshing and intoxicating!
Person 2: Funny you should say that... buzz?!? That reminds me...
Bartender: What can I get for you?
Person 2: I'll take a bird mother flutter... no, in fact I'll buy her one, too.
Person 1: What's a bird mother flutter?
Person 2: Refreshing and intoxicating!
by E. B. DeKalb July 27, 2011
Get the bird mother fluttermug. Bushcraft is a primitive style of camping and a bird's nest is a great technique for fire starting. A bird's nest can be made up of grass, birchbark, or other thin materials that you can find in the woods. Birds nests can be used with a Ferro rod, burning charcoal, or other fire starting materials. Birds nests are almost essential when it comes to Bushcraft Fire Starting.
by Ohio_woodsman January 7, 2021
Get the Bushcraft birds nestmug. a person usually a girl who when intoxicated thinks she's in charge and will promptly cut you off when she feels you've had enough.
by Big Al 80 July 7, 2009
Get the mama birdmug.