Crab Salad

When someone has both pubic lice—the crab(s)—and a yeast infection—the salad.

I heard that bitch Janie has been sleeping around too much and she caught crab salad.

by Jalsss April 05, 2022

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Trunk Salad

When the contents of your vehicle’s trunk has gotten tossed around and messed up, used mostly in Rhode Island

Driver 1: I’ve got a trunk salad back there.
Driver2: Yup, that’s why I secure my trunk.

by Galactic-Dust June 22, 2024

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A slang term in reference to a homeless guy sucking your cock for a salad and 30 cents

Hey dude, I'm feeling kinda horny, I think I'm gonna go grab a salad 30, you want to come with?

by welcmetowalmart March 07, 2014

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After getting to the bbq you sneak off with your women and some potato salad then pour it all over her snatch and proceed to eat the bbq salad

What did you do this weekend? Me and the missus made a bbq salad.

by ThEsTiCkYeSt June 23, 2015

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Someone who is so morbidly obese with no intent of changing, that they do everything in their power to avoid losing weight, including eating salads.

Person 1: Hey, do you see that Salad Avoider over there?
Person 2: Yeah, he has more chins than Chinatown.

by JambiTheDiddler July 03, 2022

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a bed of iceberg lettuce with either a pork chop or cut up hot dogs on top

by Oceanic16 November 08, 2021

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When poor folk can only afford one piece of lettuce and the rest is ranch dressing.

I don't get my disability until next weekend, so all I could eat was a ghetto salad.

by Devils Lasagna December 08, 2017

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