Wet Sugar

Something passed, tossed, or thrown around that is typically not wanted or an inconvenience to the receiver. It is custom to spout out the phrase "Wet Sugar" while tossing, but not necessary.

Cory picks up single serving bag of sugar at restaurant dips it in glass of water and throws it at Nate hitting him in the face while triumphantly bellowing WET SUGAR!

Darin finishes with Tina (unsatisfied), and while passing her to Derek he yells WET SUGAR!

by [MNMT] - SA October 20, 2012

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Wet Sleeve

When an uncircumcised man is fucking a girl and when he’s about to cum, pulls out, squeezes his foreskin catching all the cum inside it. He then takes his dick and wipes it across the girls face so it feels like a wet sleeve.

I totally gave that girl the wet sleeve, she fucking loves it!!!!

by ANG Firefighters Alpena MI August 27, 2018

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Wet Texter

A wet texter is someone who is being very kinky while texting.

Last night my boyfriend texted me “ I’d rather have you in my pants than in my head ” he was being a very wet texter

by Kinky Ass Mom January 1, 2021

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Wet Tuna Farts

A gastrointestinal condition that lasts approximately 3-4 hours after one consumes bad tuna sushi. Wet Tuna Farts are caused by eating seemingly great tasting spicy tuna roll but it turns out unknowingly to be tainted tuna. While not enough to cause food poisoning, it is enough to cause excessive bloating and gas discharge.

Frank went to the Sushi Bar for lunch and ordered two spicy tuna rolls. To taste, they were magnificent. Unfortunately, about an hour after lunch he realized that the tuna was tainted after he experienced a massive case of the Wet Tuna Farts. He had to leave work the rest of the day due to co-worker complaints about the smell.

by Eaton Holgoode June 19, 2009

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feline wet willie

when your cat wakes you by jamming their wet nose in your ear while purring.

Pardon my yawning. Fluffy woke me at 2am with a feline wet willie.

by chargerjim March 13, 2010

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Waikiki Wet Wash

Inserting one or more fingers into a woman's vagina, pleasuring her to the point of maximum lubrication. Once achieved, remove the finger(s) and casually stroke her face or brush her hair with the sopping wet fingers. It is considered successful if the woman never even notices that you just rubbed her vaginal juices all over her face and/or hair.

Dude 1 - Hey, did you bang that chick last night?
Dude 2 - Did I?!? Not only that, but I Waikiki Wet Washed her!
Dude 1 - No way!!
Dude 2 - She didn't even notice!!
* High Five *

by angrycartoon March 7, 2012

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