Twat Nut

When you jizz in a girl's twat, and all the jizz that's left behind.

Just had a twat nut inside Jessica, and now it's all hot and sticky up in there...

by DingoIna June 05, 2011

Twat Pickle

One who simply acts as a twat and looks like a pickle. Also refer to bitch, pickle, and twat.

Quit your whining you fucking twat pickle!

by jordaniandaviasian December 10, 2015

twat plaster

Does exactly what it says on the tin.

A plaster for bleeding twats.

ie. A tampon, or sanitary towel.

For fuck's sakes Shane, you really are a complete twat plaster.

by Ti September 03, 2004

Elephant Twat

A person who’s obnoxious and stupidity level is the size of an elephant.

Kyle kept saying he was right when he wasn’t and when I proceeded to explain he started being an elephant twat.

by LouisianaOutlaw November 27, 2022

Twat Lip

Vaginal lip. A coochie lip. Slang- Slut Whore

Cosette is such a twat lip! She sleeps around.

by JAR82 August 22, 2008

cum guzzling twat dumpster

Your mom.

My left butt cheek resembles a fresh version of your cum guzzling twat dumpster!

by Booboo titty kitty fuck January 13, 2023

Twat Mallet

A large vibrator ....that. looks like a microphone 🎤..... AKA a wand

Whe you see a used vibrator on Facebook marketplace that claims it's brand new , but you can just tell its been hammered you can exclaim " that's a well used twat mallet "

by Rewd53 August 20, 2024