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Tridate

A date or 'outing' consisting of three people of the same gender. The date or 'outing' must consist of hilarious, scandalous, sexual or illegal activities in order to maintaine the coolness factor of the Tridate.

The group must consist of rather attractive people, or at least reach an "7 out of 10" on the hotness scale.

The Tridate travels in a pack, dressed sharply or boldly, letting no one ruin their evening or fun.
Did you see those three hot chicks getting kicked out of Victoria's Secret? They must have been on a Tridate!
by weingart April 25, 2012
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turd burgler

(noun) One that participates in the act of turd burgling
(verb) the act of defecation/turd penetration into a partners anus repeatedly back and forth.
The turd burgler and I were turd burgling, but our anal seal just wasn't tight enough, so I spurgled snurgle down my leg.
by TBurgler44 August 31, 2013
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Turd Burglar

Someone who steals your shit to make themselves look better to others.
Jim: "Jesus Dan. Did John just take your iPhone to show to his girlfriend?"

Dan: "Yea. He's a turd burglar."
by A Time Walker September 3, 2013
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Turd

A term of ENDEARMENT often used by cute girls to get the attention of the most awesome people they know, often is a bad ass mofo. Turds are often imitated but never duplicated. sexy amazing ill the ish
"Damn Turd just found the cure to cancer, ended world hunger, and brought peace to the whole world!!!"
by Mrs. Lerman August 25, 2013
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turd burglar

-an individual who finds joy in sucking the joy from others.
-someone who sucks the joy away, as if taking the joy away from relieving yourself by pooping.
-to call someone a turd burglar means they ruin any enjoyable moment all the time.
All i wanted to do was enjoy a peaceful break from work, but my boss kept walking around the office. He's such a turd burglar.
by Bradgehog November 5, 2013
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turd snarffer

One who snarfs all the turds.
"Omg, did you see that guy, Noah?!"
"Lol, yeah he is such a turd snarffer!"
by noodlesss October 18, 2014
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Turd-Circus

noun

\ˈtərd\ˈsər-kəs\

1. a fiasco or debacle ; significant failure.
2. general term for a person/place/event/object that is inherently full of fail.
1.

C: Were you at Ryan's "party" last weekend?

J: Yea man what a turd-circus.
by Bewtz0fDewm October 23, 2014
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