Wanna have a tea party? Brendan said to his stuffed animals as he totally wasn’t just humping them two minutes ago.
by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 13, 2023

A “cold tea” is a British expression that is said to say if something is positive or negative.
If something is a “hot tea” then it’s positive. However if something is negative then it is a “cold tea”
If something is a “hot tea” then it’s positive. However if something is negative then it is a “cold tea”
Example 1: “Oh man that party was so dead. Just one disappointing cold tea.”
Example 2: “That was a steaming tea of a dinner thanks mum.”
Example 2: “That was a steaming tea of a dinner thanks mum.”
by Parallel-knight July 23, 2022

by -S41- August 14, 2021

This is refeering to any time of day when you drink iced tea, since iced tea is an all-the-time beverage.
by Sean McCouste October 17, 2019

A rare mutation of the classic Cream Tea. This involves the act of the tea bagging taking place on the toilet (throne). The bagger must be stood on the seat, facing his partner, allowing for good dipping distance whilst the bag-ee is sat down. Bonus points are awarded for the act taking place beween second cousins.
“Ach, it got out hand at the wedding party last night, I ended up giving Naomi a Royal Cream Tea in the portaloos.”
“Your cousin Naomi?”
“Aye, probably one too many Jaegers, but at least thats ticked off now.”
“Your cousin Naomi?”
“Aye, probably one too many Jaegers, but at least thats ticked off now.”
by Dirk shufflebum March 19, 2025

by no batta tee boy September 24, 2022

An amber coloured liquid responsible for the expanse of the British empire and a large number of yellow teeth.
Many battles were fought in the name of this addictive drink.
Many battles were fought in the name of this addictive drink.
by Harock28 April 22, 2021
