Twat face

Normally used to describe a good friend that has no common sense, yet somehow does well in school. They lack the ability to have a normal conversation with someone who they think is fit
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Twat face

Person who has a degrading kink and wants to fuck me
Me (alpha): ugh… hey twat face
Twat face: I’m an L BOZO who simps for everyone 🥺🥺
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Twat Face

Everyone loves Stacy P. she is such a Twat Face.
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lochie is the twat who thinks they own everything.
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twat cred

twat cred: when you already think someone is an idiot, and they show you another example of why you hold that opinion.

Background: "Twat cred" is a play off of the common term "street cred" which is short for "street credibility" or street reputation.
"Twat" is a term orginally meanining "vagina," but is often used to describe someone who's an idiot or a general dirtbag.
"Dave and Mike think all brown skinned people 'grew up on tacos,' once again proving their twat cred."

"Sarah threatened to fight the neighbor when she argued about the newspaper missing from the steps, showing her real twat cred."
by omega_pulse October 05, 2013
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Twat Mallet

A large vibrator ....that. looks like a microphone 🎤..... AKA a wand
Whe you see a used vibrator on Facebook marketplace that claims it's brand new , but you can just tell its been hammered you can exclaim " that's a well used twat mallet "
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