Albanian Toilet

When you shove someone you really dislike onto the floor, then proceed to excrete feces into their mouth and urinate up their nasal cavity.

Hey bro I ran into my highschool bully the other day so I gave him the Albanian Toilet.

by Jaxxkxx June 10, 2020

suicide toilet

going to the bathroom a minute before online classes, especially if you're already waiting for the host to start the meeting or are in the waiting room

"i have no idea how the teacher didn't catch me doing the suicide toilet"

by depressoespressocattict September 24, 2020

Squat Toilet

A toilet design used mostly in Japan and Asia. To use it, remove your pants, then squat over the pan and poop.

I just learned how to use a squat toilet!

by Dongnugget December 24, 2020

squat toilet

A toilet that is popular is asia, japan, and some other countries. To use it, remove your pants, then stand over the pan. If possible, face towards the hood of the toilet. Avoid squatting directly over the hole, as this can splash water back up. Then, squat down. Bend gently at the knees and lower yourself down into a deep squat. Poop, and then see what is available to clean your butt. If toilet paper is provided, use it, and then throw it away in the toilet paper bin, rather than in the toilet itself. If there is a sprayer instead, simply spray your butt and wipe it with your hand. Then flush, retrieve you pants, and leave.

I’m gonna go use the squat toilet.

by curlypoo December 24, 2020

Emely Tolento Cervantes

a very smart teenage girl, that lives in salem oregon with potential dreams of being someone in life, loves to cook , and the outdoors

emely tolento cervantes is so smart

by lmaooowtf March 6, 2021

Mildly Tolerable™️

A groundbreaking band founded in 2019, composed a series of world-changing songs that critiqued the flaws within common 21st-century archetypes within society, such as the "Chads" and "Karens" of the world, whilst simultaneously remaining loyal to Jesus Christ Our Lord and Saviour. Unfortunately, in 2021, an altercation occurred and the band lost a couple of members. Some would claim that one member's contract had expired, whilst the other insists that they were kicked out. The world may never know the truth...

you listened to the new Mildly Tolerable™️ song? man it sucks

You're what Mildly Tolerable™️ would call a Karen

by MTFan205 March 28, 2021

Fishnet toilet paper

When something or someone is not trustworthy.

Most politicians are like fishnet toilet paper. You can’t trust much of what’s coming out of their mouth. It’s all crap.

by Elise girly May 19, 2021