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Dumb Ways to Die

A song and video game that was meant to teach people about train safety, but ended up becoming a trend. In the video, it shows multiple beans dying a different way.
Numpty sets his hair on fire
Hapless poked a stick at a grizzly bear
Pillock took expired medicine
Dippy used his private parts as piranha bait
Dummkopf took his toast out with a fork and then burned to death
Dimwit did his own electrical work
Stupe taught himself how to fly
Lax ate a two-week-old unrefrigerated pie and got sick
Clod the psycho killer was invited inside
Doomed scratched a drug dealer's brand new ride
Numskull took off her helmet in outer space
Bungle used a clothes dryer as a hiding place
Mishap kept a rattlesnake as a pet
Dunce sold both of his kidneys on the internet
Calamity ate a tube of superglue
Ninny pressed a red button
Botch dressed up as a moose during hunting season
Doofus disturbed a nest of wasps for no good reason
Stumble stood at the edge of a train station platform
Bonehead drove around the boom gates at a level crossing
And finally, Putz ran across the tracks between the platforms.
Me: I created a whole new version of Dumb Ways to Die by Tangerine Kitty!
My friends: Cool! We would love to see it!
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two-way sex

For two men to both stick their penis's into the same vagina/anus/mouth at the same time. Not only could it involve two men and one woman, it could also involve three gay men as well.
Person 1: Where did Mark, Luke and Sarah go?
Person 2: Two-way sex most likely
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Three-Way Handshake

Three men form a triangle. One man reaches across the triangle and starts jerking one mans penis. The mans penis who is getting jerked reaches across and jerks off both men.
Hey want to go back to my place and have a Three-Way Handshake?
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No way in Winnipeg

The Canadian version of 'no way in hell'. Mainly used outside of Winnipeg.
No way in Winnipeg I'm voting for Trudeau
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E-Way

An all encompassing term to define any & all gas stations/corner stores (711, Speedway, Circle K, etc.) where snacks, quick food items, and/or gas can be purchased. Furthermore, when procuring items from the E-Way, this process is called “Paying the E-Way Bill”
“Look I know it's 3am, but I want some snacks. You want to hit up the E-Way?”
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Pay the E-Way Bill

The act of purchasing any item/items (Snacks, food, gas) from the E-Way
I think it might be time to pay the E-Way bill.”
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Wais

👧: hey I’m talking to wais
👧🏿: don’t talk to him he’s a piece of shit and an asshole
by 😉🥲 November 21, 2023
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