To lick a pussy as if you are testing the temperature of a hot cup of tea with the tip of your tongue. Usually done by straight girls who are not really into eating pussy, but find themselves in a pussy eating situation.
Friend : How did your threesome go with Chad and his girl Kelly?
Lesbian: It was terrible. After I gave her head, all she did was tea tongue my pussy for 3 minutes. Then she went back to fucking her boyfriend. Fucking straight girls....
Lesbian: It was terrible. After I gave her head, all she did was tea tongue my pussy for 3 minutes. Then she went back to fucking her boyfriend. Fucking straight girls....
by AyeYoBish June 23, 2017
The act of pouring boiling water into an open anus and subsequently steeping a tea bag in said butthole to create a warm, soothing beverage.
"I need something to soothe my sore throat and my ass eating fetish"
"Fire up the kettle and spread open my asshole, bro. You want mint or chamomile? It's time for some ass tea."
"Fire up the kettle and spread open my asshole, bro. You want mint or chamomile? It's time for some ass tea."
by sophisticatedDooba August 03, 2022
by Feisty American Minecraft God October 25, 2019
like a Long Island Ice Tea but double shots of vodka,gin,rum,tequila....
Loz islands are known to cause blindness and dizzyness leading to cycle crashes and broken ankles.
Drink the Loz Island at your peril
can also cause the drinker to be scutted
Loz islands are known to cause blindness and dizzyness leading to cycle crashes and broken ankles.
Drink the Loz Island at your peril
can also cause the drinker to be scutted
by Chiami dodger December 20, 2013
by Chicago child April 15, 2017