Ramen Sock

An old gym sock filled with shrimp ramen.

I gave my step-dad a Ramen Sock for Chtistmas.

by JIMMERTON December 10, 2019

Sweat socks

When you cum into a sock then hold it over your girls mouth and ring the cum out of the sock

“Babe I don’t want to fuck, can I give you the sweat socks instead

by Purple nurples December 11, 2019

Bus sock

A Bus Sock is a term used by touring production crews (a.k.a Roadies) to define a sock used to contain ejaculate from having illicit wanks on the tour bus. The use of a bus sock avoids having to dispose of tissues (wank rags) or collecting wanker's crisps in the bunk of the tour bus, as the Bus Sock can simply be reused until the bus arrives at its destination and then thrown into the laundry.

My bus sock is very crispy and needs washing out.

Rory thought he was being smart by using a bus sock instead of tissues, but the whole bus knew he was knocking one out anyway.

by CarpMagic December 17, 2019

Sock

The thing that lives under your bed and you don't know where it went.

Me: Hey Dad, where did my sock go?
Dad:

by Autism Donor December 18, 2019

Sock

Means suck and invented by mobile game ads

Me:Hey you sock
Other guy:what do you mean
Me:it means you suck
Other guy:no u, I have uno reverse card

by Player2170(roblox arsenal guy) December 23, 2019

Pink Sock

To acheive the state of pink sock, remove your spacesuit upon exit of the stratosphere. Marvel at your decompressed intestines as they ooze out of your body forming a spagettified pink twin of your former self.

"Um Captain, it seems that some cunt-for-brains left the shit shoot open. All matter is currently being vaccummed into space. Shall we commence the ejection sequence?"

Captain: "It's only right. Pink Sock treatment awaits."

by dayum son who dat?! December 29, 2019

sock daddy

Like a sugar daddy, but he pays you in socks cause you’re both adults

Sock daddy came in clutch and got me quality wool socks

by Librose January 1, 2020