by Dick Johnson February 02, 2015
The act of performing anal intercourse and subsequently breaking the anus. During the following commotion the relevant penis is inserted as discreetly as possible into the other partys' mouth.
Carol broke up with Sam yesterday.
Why?
Well he dropped a rusty ferret on her and that's just going too far.
Aaaah duude that's nasty
Why?
Well he dropped a rusty ferret on her and that's just going too far.
Aaaah duude that's nasty
by Rlwilliamas January 31, 2016
The embodiment of playing electronica at 4:30 in the morning after a night of drunken drag debauchery.
by fierysexbuckets2010 April 10, 2010
Similar to a rusty trombone except one, both or all of the participants vomit which is then eaten by the other participants and used as lubricant for more rusty tromboning
Randy: Dude did you go home with that elderly couple last night?
Chet: Yeah, I went back to their house, things got pretty heavy we ended up finishing the night with a round of Rusty Yaks.
Or
Randy: dude you and Sarah were pretty loud last night in your tent.
Chet: yeah, Sarah was giving me a rusty trombone but on day 5 of camping things were pretty rank back there and she yakked, so we made the best of a bad sitch and turned in into a Rusty Yak.
Chet: Yeah, I went back to their house, things got pretty heavy we ended up finishing the night with a round of Rusty Yaks.
Or
Randy: dude you and Sarah were pretty loud last night in your tent.
Chet: yeah, Sarah was giving me a rusty trombone but on day 5 of camping things were pretty rank back there and she yakked, so we made the best of a bad sitch and turned in into a Rusty Yak.
by Leroy Goodboy September 11, 2020
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by supermonkeybloke October 28, 2014
The act which normally partakes in the process of having sexual intercourse with a woman on top where she leaves a trail of feces on her partner's stomach.
by Wr3nch82 July 01, 2019