The Real Peter Principle

Actually the "Law of Diminishing Return" renamed to reflect the social mores and cerebral content of its enforcers.

I could tell by that appointment to the seat I had kept so warm that The Real Peter Principle had been applied.

by Zappin' Nap December 28, 2023

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Pull an uncle Peter

When you ejaculate into food and gain sexual gratification from doing so

Last night Alexanded said that he was going to pull an uncle peter

by Ass cracker 56 January 4, 2024

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An Uncle Peter

A selfish and uncaring person who only cares about themselves and no one else. They may also have violent and aggressive tendencies.

The criminal was a bit of an uncle Peter as he had robed an old lady.

by Ass cracker 56 June 11, 2024

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Keep Shit Peter

Keep it quiet or don’t say a thing about this

I just hung out with with someone I wasn’t supposed to and I don’t want them to say anything to anyone so I told him to “keep shit Peter”
My drug dealer told me after I picked up from him “keep shit Peter” (he doesn’t want me to say anything about it to anyone)

by Ludmilabxbie January 11, 2025

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Caleb Zackery Toliver Is Peter Potamus

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim February 28, 2025

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Pay The Peter

Pay the parking meter.

"Hold on, I gotta pay the peter."

Guy 1: "Did you hear that Chicago sold the next 75 years of its parking meter revenue to Dubai?"
Guy 2: "Guess someone's definitely paying the peter."

by Bigscheming March 24, 2026

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