Holy Potato Peelings 

Owww...

So, anyways, there was this guy, and I says to him, "Somebody get me a danish," and he says, "Holy potato peelings."

Holy Potato Peelings by some guy August 13, 2003

Furry potato 

cat

"wow, a furry potato."
"you mean a cat?

Furry potato by Dizope April 19, 2019

baked potato 

The act of defecating onto a piece of aluminum foil that has been placed over a sexual partner's face for the purpose of the receiver becoming aroused by the heat produced by the bowel movement. Similar to a "Hot Carl", but using a piece of aluminum foil rather than saran-wrap to produce a more intense heat effect due to the higher conductivity of the aluminum foil.

John bought a roll of aluminum foil so he could give his lady one hot baked potato.

baked potato by BigSlick March 12, 2008

Mouch potato

Someone that never gets thier ass up from a computer and couch.

Ariella, get a fucking job you mouch potato.

Mouch potato by russianfuck September 26, 2008

Useless Potato

A term referring generally to a male human who wakes up at 1 pm and then proceeds to do nothing but browse reddit and 9gag.

Person A: so after waking up at 1 in the afternoon, and doing nothing but browsing reddit and 9gag up until now
Person B: You are a useless potato

Useless Potato by idiot12345 August 6, 2013

De Potato

The act of sending a really goofy photo of yourself looking like a potato to someone you didn't intentionally send to. You intended the photo to send to your best friend, but you sent it to your crush, this is shameful.

I am De Potato! I accidentally sent a photo of me pulling a face like a strained fish to John when I was supposed to send it to Lucy!

De Potato by One_Too_Psycho January 26, 2015

Little potato clam 

a really ugly girl

"look at her she's a little potato clam "

Little potato clam by that guy E July 19, 2015