pazzatarian

A vegan that is vegan except when the animal is a "bad animal", like a serial killer chicken, a pedophile turkey or a racist cow.

Name origin: The term pescatarian was coined in the early 1990s and is a combination of the Italian word for fish. Same logic is applied here with the italian word for mad (pazza) - pazzatarian

I'm a pazzatarian and this chicken is harassing the other chickens for quite some time, so I'm having it for dinner

by singularme January 27, 2022

Pizza

A food that is baked in an oven with bread sauce and there should be pineapples.

What do you want to eat for dinner?
How About pizza!

by PrestonShiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii January 30, 2022

pizza rolls

a type of food

can you cook me pizza rolls in the oven

by anonymous February 1, 2022

Pizza box

When you and your homie decide to tag team a chick but dont want your dicks to touch (not a fag) so you put the old pizza box between you guys

Hey I just pizza boxed with Doc again last night

by Droide1738 February 3, 2022

PizzaCrust

Arguably the best part of a pizza. Also know to contain the most gainz

Bro 1: bro What’s the handle of the pizza called?
Bro 2: bro that’s the PizzaCrust bro
Bro 1: bro that shit is delicious
Bro 2: bro I’m sayin
Bro 1: bro and my gainz have been three the roof since I been eating it bro

by IronD December 16, 2021

Pizzaginity

"the state if a pizza never having been in the oven"

Person 1: "Hey you should put that pizza in the oven"
Person 2: "no it's already lost its pizzaginity"
Person 1: "what the fuck is a pizzaginity"
Person 1: "just put it in the oven, it will taste alot better"
Person 2: "No im too lazy"

by Slomer eleven December 18, 2021

Pizza Tax

The appropriately set tax by a dad or guardian for a child or minor who is making a frozen pizza in dad's home. Typically, 1 piece of pizza is required for tax for a standard frozen pizza. The fully-cooked piece of pizza is to be relinquished to dad by the child because their pizza was prepared in dad's home, in his kitchen, using his oven, using his kitchen utensils, or any other excuse that dad comes up with at that moment.

The child stood in dismay when his father came into the kitchen to get a piece of pizza and collect his pizza tax.

by Didi of the Pants Clan December 18, 2021