by Bobbydawon March 9, 2021

by Saboratory May 7, 2023

(Derivative of Gordie Howe Hat Trick)
Scoring an own goal against your team and two goals (aka a brace) for your team.
Immortalized by Wayne Rooney's performance against Stoke City on October 20, 2012.
Scoring an own goal against your team and two goals (aka a brace) for your team.
Immortalized by Wayne Rooney's performance against Stoke City on October 20, 2012.
"He was on pace for a Wayne Rooney Hat-Trick after the first 45 minutes, but couldn't net another goal in the second half."
by BrendanInJersey January 21, 2017

When a woman wearing a sombrero kneels in the middle of a group of men who proceed to ejaculate into the "bowl" formed by the sombrero's rim.
by haskdj November 14, 2011

The accomplishment of having masturbated to the same animated Disney movie three times during a single viewing.
Bro, did you hear about Tanner's Disney hat trick with Aladdin? I think he's got somethin' for Gilbert Gottfried.
by tigerdad July 22, 2021

Lead Hat-trick: In this defensive maneuver, the defender quickly draws his pistol and hits the attacker with 3 consecutive shots delivered (in order) to the attacker's groin, chest, and head (allowing the recoil of each shot to naturally raise the point of aim for the next shot). The attacker is thereby triple fucked and the defender can lay claim to successfully executing the legendary Lead Hat-trick.
Did you hear another crackhead broke into the local service garage again. This time, Bill was ready and pulled off the legendary Lead Hat-trick.
by anonymous November 3, 2023

The cheese hat is a hat that looks like cheese worn by the toughest of men the hardest and the ones with the biggest muscles there is also a cheese hat for women to wear the cheese hat you must be muscular or your spleen will die
by VeryBigMuscleMan February 9, 2021
