When your having sex with a super hot girl that you really like and realize you can't cum. So, in order to distract her from this issue you fall over and do an elaborate ninja flip off the bed with hopes diverting her attention away from the fact that you cant cum and towards your awesome ninja flip.
i was with this super hot girl last night and i couldn't get off so i had to pull the can't cum ninja bailout
by just a little mah'gee September 20, 2011
Get the Can't Cum Ninja Bailoutmug. an online "war" typically on facebook. an application which you pick a side, and recruit as needed. most likely used by faggs.
Joe- "hey bob!"
Bob- "hey joe!"
Joe- "are you ready for the pirates vs. ninjas party at toms house on saturday night?!"
Bob- "yeah! im so excited, can't wait to bring out the Guitar Hero!!"
Joe- "i'm actually more excited for the touch football..."
Bob- "hey joe!"
Joe- "are you ready for the pirates vs. ninjas party at toms house on saturday night?!"
Bob- "yeah! im so excited, can't wait to bring out the Guitar Hero!!"
Joe- "i'm actually more excited for the touch football..."
by K.T. Danske December 11, 2007
Get the pirates vs. ninjasmug. The act of purchasing a baby turtle, naming it after a ninja turtle (Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, or Michelangelo), and placing it in either the anal or vaginal cavity of a female without her male companion knowing, and then having him blind folded search the cavities with only his tongue until the ninja turtle is found.
Friend 1: What were they doing at the pet store yesterday?
Friend 2: I think they were looking for the supplies to play "Find the Ninja Turtle."
Friend 2: I think they were looking for the supplies to play "Find the Ninja Turtle."
by longhorned-mongoose December 29, 2010
Get the find the ninja turtlemug. by Bob Robertson May 22, 2007
Get the Acid-Trip-Ninjamug. 1: something awesome that is at the same time not awesome.
2:Something Spiffy that is to be collected
3: a way of describing Chuck Norris
4: Something that is dangerous but is likely to be done anyways
2:Something Spiffy that is to be collected
3: a way of describing Chuck Norris
4: Something that is dangerous but is likely to be done anyways
1 When Jill tossed the bottle of hairspray into the fire the blast was Super-Wicked-Ninja-cool as it got us kicked out
1 when jack farted i couldn't breathe but it was Super-wicked-Ninja-cool as his sister passed out
2 Didja see that Mustange? it was Super-wicked-Ninja-cool
3 Chuck Norris is Super-wicked-Ninja-cool
4 it was Super-wicked-Ninja-cool when Tommy jumped on that wild bull and rode him across the field
1 when jack farted i couldn't breathe but it was Super-wicked-Ninja-cool as his sister passed out
2 Didja see that Mustange? it was Super-wicked-Ninja-cool
3 Chuck Norris is Super-wicked-Ninja-cool
4 it was Super-wicked-Ninja-cool when Tommy jumped on that wild bull and rode him across the field
by Levian July 23, 2009
Get the Super-wicked-Ninja-coolmug. Those born 1989-1991 (and maybe a little later, but by then they started to turn into the power ranger generation, and ultimately were a hybrid between those, and the thundercats generation.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004
Get the ninja turtle generationmug. by cris rock September 24, 2010
Get the butt face ninja monkeymug.