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New England 

A wicked awesome place! Very diverse. Made up of Vermont, Massachusetts, New Hampshire, Maine, Rhode Island, and Connecticut (debatable). Contrary to popular belief from West Coasters and plenty of Southerners, New York is NOT a part of New England, assholes. We have awesome maple syrup, because we actually have four seasons. The weather changes faster than a pregnant woman's mood swings.
Go to New England, it's the best!
New England by vtqueen802 February 23, 2013
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New York Pillow 

the act of getting head upstairs, and when you hear the girl's mom coming up the stairs, you grab a pillow and put it over your dick.
"I heard someone coming, so I pulled a new york pillow."
New York Pillow by mangocuh November 3, 2008

New York Minute 

You have a New York Minute, Just so you know that's seven seconds.
New York Minute by everettj October 15, 2009

New Jersey 

A festering shit-hole located on the east coast. It's main dump is next to a major highway and brings forth a state-wide stench only comparable to the brotworst eating inhabitants' wet morning beer farts. It breeds some of the most worthless sub-human mutants on earth and is considered to be the unwashed crotch of the US. A place where the very word itself makes oneself puke in his soup, and gives children nightmares of disease infested, flea ridden prostitutes that overcharge.
"For crimes commited against humanity including 27 counts of rape, 90 counts of murder, 32 acts of piracy, and other crimes against humanity, I setence you for life imprisonment... In New Jersey"!

"KILL ME NOW! The punishment is more than i can bare i dont deserve this"!

".... You know he really didn't do enough to deserve that after all".
New Jersey by ProfessorHWMaroon January 4, 2011

New Canaan 

ways we can tell that "Punk" is from Norwalk...
1. This person can't spell words like "fund raisers" or "benefit"
2."Punk" has to make fun of the fact that our homes our expensive. But he did'nt mention that our home are about 6 times the size of his house.

So "Punk" why dont you log off your windows 95 computer, and come over to my 3 million dollar house and pull my fucking weeds, you poor piece of shit.
Kids from Norwalk should be banned from using this site.
New Canaan by Brendan Mceneany April 13, 2005

New Found Glory 

Particularly whiny breed of pop-punk losers.
A big hit with the teenyboppers
New Found Glory by Hater November 29, 2003
is short for new generation. the new generation of boy circa 2000s.
(born in the late 80s-early 90s)

symptoms of a new gen boy:
they like dane cook
they listen to like 80s music and rock n' roll
they tend to act homosexual with eachother sometimes but then pull it off as a joke (see "no homo")
they smoke weed
they try to be funny
they say words like vagina, and penis out of context
new gen by Olivia da OG October 18, 2006