When your girl is doing a hand stand spread eagle so you can use her meat cave as a firing position. However you can't handle a firearm so you scope yourself and smash the roast beef with the muzzle brake
Brett was trying to be cool by shooting his 50 off his girl, but his form was poor and all the axe body spray self tanner let the butt slide up giving them the ole Kentucky Long Slap.
by TomSideways February 07, 2017
If it's to the shoulder from almost ear to ear, but a 1 guard on the sides then it's a Martin City Short-Long... Party in the middle, ain't got time fo'yo'shit on the sides!
by IN THE FACE! November 09, 2021
A woman that has long vaginal lips. Not long enough to be meat curtains, but long enough to snag your lace panties.
by MommaAng November 19, 2023
by madison_rae_plankton May 13, 2025
The first shit you take in the morning that goes on forever. This shit has caused numerous write ups at work for being late and many a argument with the significant other.
by Angela’s man February 23, 2018
Example 1
Person A: Did you get any
Person B: Yes, To The long table we go!!!
Example 2:
Person A:Where will I meet you
Person B Meet you at The Long Table
Person A: Did you get any
Person B: Yes, To The long table we go!!!
Example 2:
Person A:Where will I meet you
Person B Meet you at The Long Table
by Jay North 93 May 27, 2019
Dicku Long When She Making It A Distressed Studder Sound Effect Called....A Scream, Or A Yutz
Dicku Long When She Making It A Distressed Studder Sound Effect Called....A Scream, Or A Yutz
by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 09, 2025