“bro ur so fucking hot im turning lesbian for u”
by girl lover 👩❤️💋👩 February 22, 2025
Get the lesbianmug. by Dessepotism November 27, 2021
Get the Lesbianmug. The action in which a man realizes, or is told, a women he is attracted to is a lesbian.
(I'm a lesbian don't attack me)
(I'm a lesbian don't attack me)
Guy 1: "She's so hot"
Guy 2: "You mean Lillian? You know she's a lesbian, right?"
Guy 1: "huh? No I didn't."
Guy 3: "Man talk about Lesbian Letdown amiright?"
Guy 2: "You mean Lillian? You know she's a lesbian, right?"
Guy 1: "huh? No I didn't."
Guy 3: "Man talk about Lesbian Letdown amiright?"
by Defnotdrista June 5, 2022
Get the Lesbian Letdownmug. A niche but potent subgenre of chapstick lesbian characterized by soft masculinity/futch energy, trauma, and a constant state of intellectual and nutritional collapse. She’s tired, malnourished, mildly radioactive (in spirit), and knows too much about both poetry and nuclear fallout.
Wears oversized coats she found in a secondhand bin labeled “ARMY.”
Has under-eye circles that could be mistaken for makeup but aren't.
Smokes cigarettes or snusar while explaining why she doesn’t believe in hope but still recycles.
Cites Karin Boye, Anna Akhmatova, and maybe Schopenhauer on the first date.
Core traits include, but are not limited to,
- Quiet desperation
- Deep anti-authoritarianism
- Obsession with ecological collapse
- A strange mix of tenderness and toxicity (sometimes lovebombs)
- A queer, bleak sense of humor that would concern most therapists.
Emotionally: she’s a tragic Slavic film from 1976.
Aesthetically: post-apocalyptic futch.
Politically: anti-fascist, vaguely socialist.
Wears oversized coats she found in a secondhand bin labeled “ARMY.”
Has under-eye circles that could be mistaken for makeup but aren't.
Smokes cigarettes or snusar while explaining why she doesn’t believe in hope but still recycles.
Cites Karin Boye, Anna Akhmatova, and maybe Schopenhauer on the first date.
Core traits include, but are not limited to,
- Quiet desperation
- Deep anti-authoritarianism
- Obsession with ecological collapse
- A strange mix of tenderness and toxicity (sometimes lovebombs)
- A queer, bleak sense of humor that would concern most therapists.
Emotionally: she’s a tragic Slavic film from 1976.
Aesthetically: post-apocalyptic futch.
Politically: anti-fascist, vaguely socialist.
She's chain-smoking by the train tracks reading Death in Venice. God, I think I just spotted a Chernobyl lesbian in the wild.
by Raquiesha July 14, 2025
Get the Chernobyl lesbianmug. Lesbian son is when your a mom and you have a son who's lesbian
what is a lesbian son?
A lesbian son is a male who is obsessed with women
To all of the boyfriends out there, watch out or my lesbian son will steal your girl
what is a lesbian son?
A lesbian son is a male who is obsessed with women
To all of the boyfriends out there, watch out or my lesbian son will steal your girl
by kidsaretasty September 10, 2020
Get the Lesbian Sonmug. Example of how it’s used: I’m a lesbian because I love non-men. They aren’t lesbian because they’re male!
by AutumnØwl July 6, 2021
Get the Lesbianmug. Orfeas and Christina. Proud lesbians. They love sex and int. They even doing sex at the ceiling like Spiderman does.
by Supporting LGBTQ community November 20, 2021
Get the proud lesbiansmug.