A Richmond, VA-based schizo-lore archive disguised as an Instagram account, allegedly chronicling the “ritual infrastructure” of Central Virginia.
Reads like if the city government hired a schizophrenic monk to keep minutes of every psychic tremor in the 804. Posts appear without warning, often referencing obscure intersections or cloud seeding frequencies. Its followers treat it like a sacred text.
Nobody runs the account. The posts just appear.
Reads like if the city government hired a schizophrenic monk to keep minutes of every psychic tremor in the 804. Posts appear without warning, often referencing obscure intersections or cloud seeding frequencies. Its followers treat it like a sacred text.
Nobody runs the account. The posts just appear.
“My friend tried to decode GreaterRichmondRitualMonitor and hasn’t been normal since the eclipse.”
“Every time the James River fogs up, GRRM posts something about resonance frequencies. It’s never a coincidence.”
“Every time the James River fogs up, GRRM posts something about resonance frequencies. It’s never a coincidence.”
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What does a great dad look like?
This dad deserves some credit, he is great with is toddler daughter all. He should be considered for a Greatest dad award just for this video.
Here is one epic win dad with his 2 yr old daughter all day on Japanese reality TV.
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