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loser cake 

A stupid person who eats stale birthday cake.
Sally is such a loser cake, look at what she's eating for lunch.

Little Caeser pleaser 

You first apply nacho cheese on your dick, then have a girl suck it off, and as she is performing oral you shove a little caeser breadstick in her pussy. then after you cum, you make her eat the breadstick.
We had little caeser pizza last night, and we had extra breadstick so we did the Little Caeser pleaser.

Wake and Cake 

Derived from "wake and bake" its the act of waking up and doing cocaine. After a long night of partying, drinking and using, people are prone to wake up in a drowsy state. Wake and caking takes care of that morning tiredness.
J: "Yo man......wake up.....I got that rocket fuel, want to wake and cake?"

C: "Dude its like 7:32 in the morning right now"

J: "I know"

C: "Break it out!!!!!"
Wake and Cake by MANNYC813 June 30, 2009
sex, a way to say sex when the population surrounding you might take offence to the actual utterance of "sex"
What if sex were cake?
cake by Cakeimaca July 8, 2005
Yo son I need some cake. I'ma run this ATM right quick.
cake by D-Miss November 14, 2006
A word for sex. Usually said when you don't want someone to know what you are talking about.
Is Sara going to have cake with Dylan again?