Cum Ring 

The glob of cum that tends to land on the top of your index finger while ejaculating during masturbation.

Dude, i had the biggest cum ring on my finger today after i blew my load jacking off to midget porn

Cum Ring by KrazyKU February 22, 2009

Cum basket 

Something that you put your sperm in after you masterbatute.

Something that you call you haters.

Your mum is such a cum basket

Cum basket by Lbigfella July 23, 2010

cum dumpster 

a girl who is addicted 2 cum. its kind of like how every1 takes there garbage to the dumpster but in this situation all the guys dump their loads in the slut's vagina. she's usually extremely loose

b4 i met my gf chelsea, i slept w/ a loose cum dumpster named suzy

cum dumpster by Lapdog August 10, 2004

cum guppy 

It's a chick, hence the fish reference, that gulps down cum like guppies gulping for oxygen in the water.

That little whore is such a cum guppy, she will swallow every drop!

cum guppy by Solomon Grundy August 9, 2006

Cum-Cake

A game among any man that can be played with 2-10 players when the players sit in a circle surrounding a cupcake. At the saying of "GO" the players start masturbating, trying to jerk-off as fast as possible, to the point of cumming. When all the players are finished, the person who jizzed last has to eat the cum-covered cupcake, as everyone watches, laughing loudly. Record the eating for longer memory.

"Hahaha, Jeff last night got owned in cum-cake last night!"

"We playing a game of cup-cake at our sleepover tonight?"

Cum-Cake by Joanse Cos December 5, 2009

cum guzzling semen demon

some one who guzzles semen at a rapid pace

dude i went out with this chick last night and she was a cum guzzling semen demon!

cum guzzling semen demon by nick hund January 8, 2008

Cum Creamer 

The act of saving your jizz in a container for a month then taking a container of coffee creamer and pouring your dated jizz into said creamer so the next person in your house to drink coffee with creamer will also get a mouth full of cum.

I gave my girl some cum creamer in her coffee.

Cum Creamer by CumCreamer December 22, 2016