What do you want, a cookie?

A sarcastic retort you use on someone when they tell you something you don't give two flying fadoodles about.
Random Facebook person: This is my first (insert completely random item here) of the year!!!!!!

Someone else: What do you want, a cookie?
by Pialinist January 08, 2023
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cookie cookie types

When few people in a group have too many lame inside jokes and constantly keep cracking them and sniggering about it in a bigger group.
(Inspired by how annoying couples call each other cookie)
I don't like hanging out with that bunch because the coversation ends up being "cookie cookie types"
by Chaach June 05, 2013
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fortune cookie tongue

any asian with a lisp
shes hot but she has a fortune cookie tongue
by the friendly farmer November 27, 2010
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DIY cookie crisp

Far tastier but likely less nutritious than the actual Cookie Crisp cereal, it's when you break up cookies into a bowl of milk and eat it like cereal
She shouldn't be eating DIY cookie crisp every morning with her diabetes!
by Ninja Rap December 12, 2022
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Jewish Cookie

When 6 men masturbate to a cookie and the one who ejaculates on the cookie last, has to eat the cookie.
No idea this is not suggested please don't participate in a Jewish cookie.
by RubyDrill October 10, 2017
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Brookie Cookie

A stupid slow bitch who has no female friends or interaction. Is about to be blocked bc he doesn’t know how to talk and keeps ghosting me 😒
“ ur such a freaking Brookie Cookie. “- ur cutie self
“ uh bitch don’t call me that!!” - a brookie cookie
by Aubbey_waubbey February 09, 2023
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