Anal Tally

The process in which one removes dingleberries. It can be used as (1) the act of removing or (2) the amount of dingleberries removed.

(1) My recent anal tally ripped out more hairs than when Kevin James got his back waxed in Hitch.

(2) My anal tally was higher than the number of particles in the given universe.

Anal Tally by jackenpop May 2, 2008

Anal Flutter 

A mental condition afflicting the Republican/Democratic parties and their nominees. A mental condition. In the head.
(According to Ralf Nader)

They're on their knees. They've got anal flutter

Anal Flutter by Rudolf_the_Red November 3, 2008

Anal Flare 

A condition caused by ulcerative colitus whereby the anus and rectum become inflamed and irritated.

I couldn't get my cock in little Suzy's tight asshole because she had a raging case of anal flare.

Anal Flare by Anal Czar October 20, 2010

anal-roll 

when the anus becomes so loose that you can roll it into a swiss-roll stylie and slot it between bum-cheeks.

ah man, i was havin ragin bumsex last night, now i have an anal-roll

anal-roll by boris jonny club August 18, 2011

anal Donahue

A Phil Donahue show in which anal sex is involved.

Mike: Look sean you have watch this! There is a girl on the Phil Donahue show who got pregnant through anal sex!

Sean: Wow you are right mike this is the best anal Donahue ive ever seen!

anal Donahue by csac26 August 24, 2011

anal douchecase 

After you have used your butt pirate anal disposable douche for your partners pleasure, don't throw it in the garbage, instead just put the dirty filthy used plastic anal douche applicator in your douchecase for next time.

I'm ready for my conference meeting and just in case I see some hotties at the conference my douchecase is all packed. Never be caught without your "douchecase".

"Sally would you please see if my anal douchecase is on my desk?"

anal douchecase by spotted dick diesel September 11, 2012

Anal Ventriloquist 

A dude that won't own the mal effects of their own gaseous issue, instead they throw off on an unsuspecting innocent bystander.

The anal ventriloquist will cut the cheese rough then look expectantly into the middle distance with a feigned look of indignation.

Anyone that buys it inevitably shuns the nearest luckless victim with a harsh phrase or sometimes a physical threat while the AV clamps his butt cheeks and breathes a silent sigh of relief.

" Jesus you stink, pass us the gas masks then piss off"

"Christ that's fucken rotten you're arse must be on fire, fuck off an decompose somewhere else"

However when detected the AV can be the victim of similar or even harsher epithets.

Fuck you man, I never farted it was your fatass brother he's always opnin hiz lunch and blamin others, he's a real anal ventriloquist.

Anal Ventriloquist by Dickshun January 5, 2013