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Jak Salad

When a group of college guys in keyboarding class gets drunk with the girls in keyboarding class, the guys take turns jaking on their faces.
Dude me and the guys got so drunk the other night we gave some nasty ho a Jak Salad after the game!
by OST110 February 28, 2019
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fhysics salad

A fruit salad made by skewering the edge of a fruit, then swinging the knife down to slice it.
Regular fruit salads are so last-year, so we will make a fhysics salad.
by #+_+# December 5, 2025
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Salad dressing

Salad dressing is a term to be used when a Male wants to spunk over his woman
Her: oh yeh baby harder
You: omg I wanna Salad dressing on you you dirty bitch
by Jf kennedy October 27, 2019
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salad bowl syndrome

Code among men for when they want sex
Sally: Why did you send all those dick pics?
Tom: I have salad bowl syndrome
Sally: um ok then
by Soccergal2470 July 24, 2015
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Red Flag Salad

When a woman gives you so many simultaneous warnings that she’s a crazy-toxic-narcissist, that saying you saw a single red flag just isn’t enough.
She was an hour late, didn’t apologize, ordered the most expensive dish on the menu and stared at her phone the whole time…just a straight up red flag salad with a raspberry vinaigrette.
by NoahGreen April 18, 2024
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The Bucky car salad

The act of breathing through your mouth and not your nose when something smells really bad , to keep from vomiting.
"As Holly was cruising down the Seward Highway, getting stuck in several road construction stops. She noticed a strong odor coming from the back seat. She had to pull the Bucky car salad maneuver to keep from throwing up from all the dog crap stomped and smooshed all over the back seat by breathing through her mouth and not her nose.
by Buckysmom September 17, 2015
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Clusterfuck Salad

This salad is actually quite delicious. It is filled with lots of nuts and is topped with a white, creamy dressing. Hence the 'fuck' in clusterfuck.
"I'm feeling pretty randy tonight, honey. I think I'll order the clusterfuck salad."
by Section A December 17, 2013
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