Still on the bird's back

A rural saying originating from Australia. To be "On the bird's back" essentially means being mid-transit; approaching a predetermined location, event, or gathering agreed upon by friends; To almost be ready for something.
Australians in particular use it as a euphemism to reduce swearing around children or foreigners who may take offence to typical Australian dialect, E.g., "Give me a second you whining cunt, I'm almost fucking there." is replaced by a simple "I'm still on the birds back mate".

Person 1: "Where the hell are you!?".
Person 2: "Still on the bird's back man".
Person 1: "Right, see you soon dude".

........

Person 1: "Honey I'm home! How's dinner going?"
Person 2: "Still on the birds back".
Person 1: *beats wife to the tune of monster mash*

by P1ll0ck July 17, 2020

Chief Bird Flu

The reason why you are all alive. Chief Bird Flu is chief of the Bird Flu Society, which will shit on your face if you commit heresy. All hail Chief Bird Flu.

Chief Bird Flu owns you.

by lolcrackforever December 19, 2014

Bird me now

It is a metaphor for getting with someone instantly

Friend No1: “wow, he’s fit”
Friend No2: “Bird me now”

by Lindzo August 9, 2018

Hot Dogged by a Bird

When a bird takes your hotdog out of your hand.

Yoooo bro you just got hot dogged by a bird!

by anonymous March 22, 2021

Bushcraft birds nest

Bushcraft is a primitive style of camping and a bird's nest is a great technique for fire starting. A bird's nest can be made up of grass, birchbark, or other thin materials that you can find in the woods. Birds nests can be used with a Ferro rod, burning charcoal, or other fire starting materials. Birds nests are almost essential when it comes to Bushcraft Fire Starting.

I need to make a Bushcraft birds nest for my fire.

by Ohio_woodsman January 7, 2021

mama bird

a person usually a girl who when intoxicated thinks she's in charge and will promptly cut you off when she feels you've had enough.

"Hide your drink! Kim is in mama bird mode."

by Big Al 80 July 7, 2009

go tell the birds

Done listening to someone, go on somewhere else

You keep talking but I'm not listening, go tell the birds

by Nothotties August 17, 2014